Kids are funny!

Here is a conversation I had with #3 the other day:
She was coming out of the bathroom after taking a shower

Me: did you bush your hair?
#3: yes and I put that stuff on my hips.
Me: Hips what are you talking about?
#3: you know that stuff we bought at Wal Mart!
Me: What are you talking about?
#3: You know you put it here - pointing under her arm.
Me: CRACKING UP - "Those are your pits not your hips"
#3: "OH"

Last night here was our conversation:
Me: on the phone: RSVP(ing) for Moms night Out
#3: Who were you talking to?
Me: A mom telling her I will be at Moms night out.
#3: Is that when you leave at supper and come home when we are in bed?
Me: Yes
#3: I don't like that night!
Me: Well honey sometimes Mommys need to have some time alone!
#3: Yea I know when you hate your husband

Oops Sorry Honey!!